Taylor Hicks

A talentless, gray haired man who won America's votes by dancing around the stage like a drunken idiot. The American public didn't consider that when they hear him sing on the radio, they won't see the hair or dancing. So, they threw away their votes and he won American Idol, stealing the throne that rightfully belonged to Katharine McPhee, Elliott Yamin, Paris Bennett, or Mandisa.